I dreamed all my Tumblr posts came to life and I almost had a heart attack.
P.S. Ignor my "about" I did that over 2 years ago and my computers stupid and wont let me fix it.
Jul 22nd | 132,983 notes

tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

Jul 21st | 70,129 notes

saevuswinds:

thegailygrind:

Cool Jesus at Chicago pride

I’m still laughing at that police officer he’s all like, “God bless you go Jesus”

Jul 21st | 38,066 notes

kwonjjiyong:

comic con

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mcm expo

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rtx

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bronycon

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dashcon

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Jul 21st | 85,079 notes

(Source: heyfunniest)

Jul 21st | 123,055 notes

(Source: waltandmickey)

Jul 21st | 202,207 notes

thecoolestintheworld:

sleep:

It’s a fucking 1 dollar bill

Money is money

(Source: 2000ish)

Jul 21st | 89,552 notes

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

Jul 21st | 870,401 notes misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

(Source: imwithkanye)

Jul 21st | 9,682 notes

maykatic47:

save-the-cheerleader:

in study period today a guy sitting next to me was reading mockingjay and he kinda just whispered what the fuck to himself

and then again, a lil more angrily, what the fUCK

And he flicked back about seven or so pages and then went back to his spot and went ‘no’

and I know exactly which fuckin part he was reading lemme tell u

I think I do too.

Jul 21st | 62,601 notes

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

if the monsters inc. franchise don’t come out with a pen line and call it monsters ink i’m suing disney 

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the deed is done